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October 25 2017

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paper-mario-wiki:

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

lissadiane:

Okay, I have a life hack for you.

Last week, I got attacked by the most painful and persistent hiccups of my life at work. My co-worker heard me hiccuping and said, absently, “Got the hiccups?” and I said miserably, “Yeah.” And she said, “Prove it.”

And I glared at her, because why the fuck should I prove anything to her? And I waited for the next hiccup, which would prove that she was a dick and that I was, indeed, suffering from hiccups. And… that hiccup never came. And she smirked and said, “My daughter calls me whenever she has hiccups and when I ask her to prove it, she never can.”

And that was weird. But later that night, I got hiccups AGAIN, so I said to my boyfriend, “I HAVE HICCUPS.” and he said “Yeah, you do.” And I said, “No, ask me to prove it.” And he gave me a look like I was a crazy person, and I hiccuped again and insisted he ask me to prove it and he did and BAM. I couldn’t do it!

And a few days LATER, I got the hiccups WHILE DRIVING ALONE, and I said, out loud, “DUDE, I have the hiccups.” And then, in another voice, “PROVE IT.” And bam. Couldn’t do it.

The moral of the story? Apparently hiccups are little shits who refuse to perform on command. 

There you go. Hiccup cure. I can’t promise it’ll work for everyone, but so far, it’s worked for me like six times.

You’re welcome.

October 24 2017

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saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:

whats up everybody the names thaddeus i got $30 burning a hole in my pocket and i am ready to purchase a single “g”

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talesfrominceland:

Horton Hears An Incel

twerkyvulture:

saundering:

saundering:

satistically speaking at least one person has to have dropped dead at disney world

it’s too well frequented, it’s in FLORIDA which is stocked to the brim with old people, and everyone knows that crocodiles can climb fences, so there’s an inherent element of danger there already

that’s way more horrifying than my original post intended to be! thank you! what the fuck!

*barricades myself in disneyworld and technically lives forever as a lich of the legal system*

pukicho:

antsu-in-my-pantsu:

pukicho:

*Me in the year 2252, my mind implanted into a supercomputer, I live forever, I am eternal: “You guys remember Gurren lagann?”

Me, a mere mortal: not a fan sorry

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Things you should know about each of your characters

probablygoodrpgideas:

probablywriterrpgideas:

probablycatrpgideas:

the-right-writing:

These are what I would consider to be the most basic, bare-bones questions of character creation.

  • What would completely break your character?
  • What was the best thing in your character’s life?
  • What was the worst thing in your character’s life?
  • What seemingly insignificant memories stuck with your character?
  • Does your character work so that they can support their hobbies or use their hobbies as a way of filling up the time they aren’t working?
  • What is your character reluctant to tell people?
  • How does your character feel about sex?
  • How many friends does your character have?
  • How many friends does your character want?
  • What would your character make a scene in public about?
  • What would your character give their life for?
  • What are your character’s major flaws?
  • What does your character pretend or try to care about?
  • How does the image your character tries to project differ from the image they actually project?
  • What is your character afraid of?
  • What is something most people in your setting do that your character things is dumb?
  • Where would your character fall on a politeness/rudeness scale?
@probablywriterrpgideas ask this to all your pcs

Very good ideas! Thanks for the tag, Cat

This is really great

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inintendo92:

Yeah, dont mess with Princess Peach >:)

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meiamandrew:

The new republican healthcare bill

setheverman:

setheverman:

what if the clown sightings in 2016 started as a publicity stunt for the It (2017) movie but when it started spreading and all the bad news came out the production company decided to never go public? the clown sightings started during the same months the shooting of It (2017) took place

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politiho:

web-wrecker:

heckifiknowcomics:

hang in there buddy.

He?

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the-ultimate-devotee:

Marina」 by 仁志田メガネ | Twitter

๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.

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dizorthegnome:

togaydemaru:

eevee-nicks:

Actual line from the players guide. Samus is canonically not afraid of looking silly.

I don’t know why but that just made my day even better than it already is.

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??????

jumpyhyliannetop:

spoopyscarymulder:

legoisland:

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HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

IM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND.

PRINCE SIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM

starboy8:

axon-terminal:

axon-terminal:

i just realized that it took 4 years but the unholy trinity of sexy shapes tumblr wants to fuck is complete

the father the son and the holy fuck

@mousethephoenix

ardentiluxtenebris:

writing-prompt-s:

In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story

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I spent most of my night making a new reference for Lucy from a piece I had commissioned from @mrwafflemayo back at Revo.
Thank you for drawing it and allowing me to colour it and make a reference out of it!

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