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August 07 2017

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I really love the people running Sonic’s social media

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Artist : 梅澤美智子 , Source : Pixiv

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Blizzard I need this in overwatch now pls? ♥(This are ssooo beautiful*O*)         art by:Shourca









asdfghjkl german is so adorable like the word for glove is Handschuh??? shoes for your hands?? so cute

I approve of such feelings towards my native language

ksjdhfjdsfhl and the word for nipple is Brustwarze?? a wart for your breast!? fuckin adorable  😋😘😙😚😗💕❣💘💝

what about Scheidenpilz?? a mushroom for your hoohah?? 🍄🍄🍄

Whats vagina mushroom?

Yeast infection, my dude

what the heck happened to my post

if you can’t handle german at it’s breast wart, then you don’t deserve it at it’s hand shoe

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“social justice” in tumblr is a walking paradox tbh.. somebody gets dragged for something they said years ago when they did not know it was offensive towards a marginalized group like for it being racist, etc. then they make a long apology, completely own up to it saying it was something they did in the past or have learned. then some people will be saying the apology was insincere, “you’re making excuses” or “you’re only doing it cause you’ve been caught”. then everyone will be reblogging that person’s uploads, selfies telling them to kill themselves and insulting their appearance. even if that person who made an ignorant comment is 14 years old and asks a genuine question.. these adults will drag that kid to hell and out of this website. yes, google is a resource but if they know you’re more educated and ask a genuine question, then why don’t you help them get out of that ignorance glue. how are you going to shed light on social issues and educate people this way? okay so you might think it isnt your obligation to educate them but why dont you just tell them to look it up.. but to tell that person to kill themselves and making your circle of followers reblog your post dragging them and bully that person for being naive.. it’s twisted and fucked up

You’re white aren’t you?

OP aint white

post: it’s fucked up that adults use social justice as an excuse to bully children and tell them to kill themselves

this person: wow that’s such a white thing to say

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I actually yelled

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Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.


When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 


Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell “this is not my mom/dad.” A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they don’t know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.

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animals are not allowed at the blackwatch quarters but yet mccree and genji are

You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for....



Grandpa Friend™:

- almost always grumpy
- bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot
- “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?”
- often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”)
- too old for this shit (see above)
- totally not down with the youth
- bad back (and everything else hurts too)
- likes to complain


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I never guessed that in my adulthood, I’d be relating to Calvin’s parents as much as I do in this comic.

Because damn … Calvin’s dad was so right.

This is part of an arc where their house got broken into and they have to deal with the ensuing fallout.

Calvin and Hobbes was some real shit, my dude.

Reblog if your 18+





“One fan estimates that Homura used ¥ 1,383,040,300 Yen worth of military weaponry & equipment (that’s $17,037,114 USD in today’s dollars)”

This is. literally my favorite pmmm fact of all time





Things I like: those pieces of fanart that depict pokemon trainers as sinister, all-powerful individuals by utilizing hard shadows and surrounding them with very strong, intimidating pokemon


Illustrated by: Kōhei Horikoshi, known for writing and illustrating Boku no Hero Academia.

August 06 2017



a NSFW blog but instead of porn it’s just pictures of unsafe work practices 



Poliwhirl doesn’t actually evolve or change at all it just hates water stones and gets really angry when you give it one



You: “The Wii U is worthless”

Me, an intellectual:


fav rick and morty things

  • rick blatantly destroying the fourth wall
  • summer
  • unity being nonbinary and never being referred to as “she”
  • summer and rick beating up a nazi
  • everyone’s obsession with ice cream
  • summer used to play the flute
  • really well portrayed teenagers
  • the gorgeous alien design
  • summer going from a typical teen girl character to a fleshed out, nuanced character
  • morty is familiar enough with star trek to name worf
  • the gorgeous planets and backgrounds
  • the realistic portrayal of divorce and it’s effects on the family
  • the tiny little connections with gravity falls
  • the small scenes of family bonding
  • rick’s canon pansexuality

feel free to add

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why go to all this effort when you couldve just screencapped the twitter post you saw this on

why go through the effort of screencapping this when you could have said something to me about it

i made this because of the “DONT FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE” video. the kid is holding one of the little pointer sticks

seeing it immediately made me think of middle school book fairs because, realistically, where else are you going to buy one of those pointer sticks in real life? so i made a post about how i never bought any actual books from the book fairs thinking it would be, as the kids say, “relatable”.

but if u wanna be a salty sam and do the tumblr equivalent of subtweeting me, that’s fine, you can do that too.

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