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October 17 2017

sailorbryant:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

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darkipliersprincess:

stephrc79:

fuckasslol:

svensklady:

I love Mr Rodgers.

Gross sobbing.

We should all aspire to be Mr Rogers. Every version of Mr Rogers.

I don’t care what kind of blog you have or if this isn’t your aesthetic. If you grew up with Mr. Rogers, this should be on your blog.

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creativekandi:

Bill Nye should just be the answer to all our problems

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pantasticdeer:

markv5:

Отвали

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shingojira:

heres how bernie can still win

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hoebutmadefashion:

i am… healed

Reposted byduobix duobix

October 16 2017

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I’ve stopped counting.

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diaemyung:

Gradually, I become an adult everyday.

wearejustvisiting:

pyonkotchi:

pyonkotchi:

kids having fun dont make fandoms cringy weird racist adults and porn artists ruin fandoms far more than any child ever has

yall real damn mad about this post huh

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kawaiifive-oh:

yungbardock:

power stance

I see your power stance and raise you

a majestic mermaid

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joey-wheeler-official:

da-pikmin-coder:

If anybody knows more quotes like this, I’d like you to add them to this post; I want a collection.

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carohoku:

kingjaffejoffer:

blaquebypopulardemand:

greatnesscollective:

genuinely fascinating 

The answer feels defensive for nothing but the content is interesting.

the answer is a little defensive, but when you consider that this person has dealt with an entire lifetime of having to educate (often times rude people) about her deafness, I can understand why its like that. 

I don’t blame them for being a bit defensive. There was literally some hearing people who genuinely believe that we deaf people are not capable of having thoughts, knowing language(s), being educated, etc.

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personsonable:

frogs-in-games:

Sims 3 (2009)

just when i needed it……… thank you…………………………………………..

silverpracticality:

younger-than-the-soul:

exigetspersonal:

capnpea:

The interesting thing about Glados/HAL 9000 parallels is that

Hal was conceived at a time when artificial intelligence was more of a fictional construct than a practical possibility. Hal is introduced as humanlike because the audience is familiar with and comfortable with humans, but they aren’t familiar with or comfortable with living computers. It’s when he starts acting robotic and calculated that the audience realizes “oh no, he’s a computer” and he becomes threatening.

By the time Glados was conceived, we had become used to computer automated systems. Synthetic voices offering us information is something we encounter in daily life. Glados is introduced as a computerized preprogrammed voice because that’s what the audience is familiar and comfortable with. It’s when she starts acting human and emotional that the audience realizes “oh no, she’s alive” and she becomes threatening.

Oh hey it’s this post again

I fucking love this observation.

@deepchrome I found the post you were talking about!

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krookyj:

Steve Jobs? I haven’t heard that name in years…

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shadowfreak11:

spiritofwaterandfire:

turnabout4spoopy:

naruhodou-kun:

unofficialdragon:

lesprisenpati:

aidenmorse:

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

Aesthetic

Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo. 

As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid. 

But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.

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Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!

In case you forgot, take a look at this!

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If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint! 

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And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!

well that was much shorter than usual

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

demonshauntingcomputers:

fruitsgood:

demonshauntingcomputers:

fruitsgood:

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

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halcyonether:

nerdymomstuff:

‘creative captions for old-timey books’ by SnideOctopus

@puncromancer

these are the edits that got the todd howard page protected

qwp:

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nicoise-salad:

gabe made all of it

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